Just a few moments you never envisioned your life having until you became a mom.
You Know You Are A Mother When:
Getting Peed on is the least of your worries.
Silence is no longer Golden. In fact it usually means bad bad things.
You wake up humming the tune to the Wiggles.
You are bathing your child, when they turn to you and hand you a turd, complete with a “Here you Go.”
You talk more about poop then your local Proctologist.
You spend most of your life trying not to look like a fool, but now you could care less who stares at you while you make weird noises in the grocery story to entertain you child.
You can come up with 10 creative uses to keep your child entertained using only a cardboard box, a book, and a car.
You buy more shoes for your little one then you ever have for yourself.
You are lucky to get through a day without boogers, drool, food, or various other arrangements on your clothing. *And usually you don’t notice that it is there until after you get home from a rare moment out on your own.
None of that really matters because you couldn’t be happier, whether you are handling baby turds, covered in slime, or dancing like a fool in public – everyday seems to be better then the last – and the mamas, kisses, smiles, and hugs are worth their weight in, well, parenting.
Emily is a wife & mom living in Las Vegas. The owner and writer at Our Knight Life, Emily loves sharing her two adorable boys and journey through motherhood. Emily has run four half marathons to date and is always training for her next big race. She also enjoys creating healthy recipes for her family and sharing family friendly product reviews.
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