We are currently experiencing Molar Monster H.E.Double-Hockey Stick right now.
Signs of this malfunction may include, but are not limited to:- Mass hysteria
- Serious sleep deprivation
- Lack of coordination related to symptom above
- Biting while nursing
- Refusing to eat
- Refusing to sleep
- Crazy quantities of drool
- Increase in Diet Coke consumption
- Temper Tantrums
- A willingness to try anything to make it stop
If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, RUN, don’t walk, to the store and stock up on Popsicles, Teething Tablets, Tylenol, Motrin, Orajel, and perhaps an alcoholic beverage of choice.
(Note, the alcohol should note be used as a teething aid for the child, but rather for the parent.)
(Note, the alcohol should note be used as a teething aid for the child, but rather for the parent.)
We will return you to our regular posting when this Mommy doesn’t feel like a total and complete zombie.
Emily is a wife & mom living in Las Vegas. The owner and writer at Our Knight Life, Emily loves sharing her two adorable boys and journey through motherhood. Emily has run four half marathons to date and is always training for her next big race. She also enjoys creating healthy recipes for her family and sharing family friendly product reviews.
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Yikes! I think you should add some Ben and Jerry to that list…after all a little manpower may help lessen the effects of the monster molars.
Oh no! I hope the pain goes away soon! Kendall isn't teething just yet! I am NOT ready for it! Thanks for becoming a follower. On my way to do the same:)
Poor little guy. I hope you get some rest. Darn that Molar Monster!!
Poor little Squish and poor mama! I hope that that sucker pops through quickly and that both of you get your sleep and with that sanity back.
Hang in there!!
HRH Mommy
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Oh I feel your pain… and his too =( We are working on number 3 at our house. My little one is FINALLY sleeping soundly after motrin and teething tablets while mommy is enjoying a glass of wine! Good Luck!!!
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poor little baby!! Teething is NO fun!! Believe me I KNOW!!! 😉
Oh, I know all too well of what you speak! The twins are both teething right now and it has been awful. Alcohol (for me, not them!) works wonders after a long day of tantrums and general insanity!
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Dropping by from LBS – and yes, agree, a visit to the pharmacy and wine aisle are very necessary in these circumstances!